Terms and Conditions: The Web Wizard's Code of Conduct
Welcome to the whimsical world of web design where creativity flows like a bottomless coffee pot! Here at That Website Dude, I've concocted some terms and conditions that are as entertaining as a clown juggling flaming websites. Please read them carefully, and remember that laughter is encouraged, seriousness...not so much!
1. Password Protection:
- We promise not to snoop around your password-protected files unless you've hidden a chocolate stash in there. In that case, we might take a peek.
2. Intellectual Property:
- Your website remains YOURS. We won't steal your ideas unless your idea is to include a dancing hamster GIF. Then, we might have to reconsider.
3. Bugs and Glitches:
- Our websites are practically bug-free. But if you do spot a bug, rest assured it's just a tiny pixelated critter, and we'll send our digital pest control team right away.
4. Payment:
- We accept payments in gold doubloons, unicorn tears, or regular old money. Invoices are like unicorn adoption papers; we'd like you to take them seriously.
5. Deadline Extensions:
- If you request a deadline extension, you must provide a valid excuse, like "My pet rock ate my laptop." Bonus points if you can prove it!
6. Browser Compatibility:
- Our websites are compatible with all major browsers. If it doesn't look right on your ancient Internet Explorer, it's time to upgrade to the 21st century.
7. Support
- We offer 24/7 support because our websites never sleep. However, if you contact us at 3 AM to discuss your website's existential crisis, expect some seriously surreal conversation.
8. Legal Disputes:
- In the event of a legal dispute, we will settle it with a thumb war. Winner takes all!
9. Privacy:
- We respect your privacy like we respect a ninja's hiding spot. Your data is safe with us, and we promise not to tell anyone about your secret obsession with collecting rubber ducks.
10. Unicorns:
- You agree to acknowledge the existence of unicorns at least once during your project. Failure to do so may result in a delay caused by a unicorn protest in our office.
By using our web design services, you agree to these terms and conditions, which are as fluid and flexible as a circus contortionist. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out. Remember, we're here to make your online dreams come true, all while having a laugh or two along the way. Cheers to a web-tastic journey! 🚀🎪
