1. Your Data is Your Business:
Your personal data is as precious as a golden ticket to a chocolate factory. We promise not to sell it, trade it, or use it to challenge the reigning hide-and-seek champion of the internet.
2. Information We Collect:
We collect only the information we need to build your dream website. If you're worried about us asking for your favorite pizza topping, relax; we only need the essentials.
We've got security measures in place that are tighter than a jar of pickles during a pickle shortage. Your data is safe with us, and we guard it like a dragon guards its treasure.
We may mention unicorns in this policy just to keep things interesting. While we can't promise you a real unicorn, we can promise you real data protection.
6. Data Sharing:
We won't share your data with anyone unless you specifically ask us to share it with the person you're building the website for (you know, like your pet iguana or your Aunt Mildred).
8. Questions? Contact Us:
Have questions about your data, our privacy practices, or just want to chat about your website project? Reach out to us at email@example.com! We're as friendly as a puppy at a park.